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WARNING!
"YOU Might Be Addicted To Internet 
Marketing If Your Idea Of A Vacation 
Is To Visit An Exotic Location For An 
Internet Marketing Seminar...lol"
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A Funny eBook About The Humorous Side Of 
Marketing Your Business On The Internet!
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"I laughed long and hard while reading this collection ---especially when I came to #90 --- until I realized this proves I AM addicted to the Internet. Oh well. I could instead be addicted to something silly and unproductive, like sitcom reruns. Long live the Net!" -- Joe Vitale, "The Buddha of the Internet", #1 Best-Selling Author of "Spiritual Marketing" www.MrFire.com

"You might be addicted to internet marketing if you'd sit down and compile a genuinely uproarious collection of addicted-to-internet-marketing jokes.  We should be grateful that Larry Dotson hasn't yet entered a 12-step program." Jay Conrad Levinson Author, "Guerrilla Marketing" series of books Over 14 million sold; now in 39 languages www.guerrillamarketingassociation.com

Dear Friend,

I have a confession...

My name is Larry Dotson and I'm an Internet marketing-aholic. I've been an Internet marketing junkie for over 8 years now. You may have heard of me.

I live, breathe, eat and sleep Internet marketing. Now, that doesn't mean I'm 
the most successful Internet marketer in the world, it just means I have an
addiction...lol.

Even if I had enough money to retire and live very comfortably till the day I 
die, I doubt I'd give up my home-based business or promoting products over 
the Internet. 

I just enjoy being an Internet entrepreneur way too much. :)

Sometimes we all take our small business and Internet marketing a little too seriously. So I wanted to write a funny e-book about all the humor involved in running and promoting an online business.

This e-book contains a collection of 200 hilarious red flags that may signal that
you are addicted to Internet marketing. ;) Some of the red flags may be a little
exaggerated and some are dead on - just ask my wife.
 

Here is just a few laughable lines from this comical ebook:

You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing... .
* If you start calling TV Dinners - PC Dinners.

* If you worry that you might get a tumor from being in front 
of the computer too long.

* If your significant other asks you to get off the computer 
and you tell them two more minutes, but they know that 
means two more hours.

* If you take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a 
business newspaper or magazine.

* If you have told someone, "I have a good feeling about this 
one."

* If you think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while 
hanging out in an Internet marketing forum.

* If your mouse has more miles on it than your car.

* If you get frustrated in waiting rooms because they don't 
have any business-related magazines to read.

* If you feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start
exercising in front of your computer…while sitting down.

* And 190 More!

"LOL....Hey Larry just a note to let you know that I'm still laughing at all of these.  My wife Monica and I were in the office reading some of these and she's just happy to find out I'm not the only nut case in cyber space addicted to my Internet business."   haha  ;) Thanks -  Jerome Chapman  www.MakeNetMoney.com

Right after you order, you'll be instantly taken to a web site where you can 
download the ebook "You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing If..." The ebook is in PDF format.
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If you don't believe these are the funniest Internet marketing jokes you've ever
read you can ask for a full refund - you won't be made fun of.  Plus, you can keep
this hilarious ebook! How many times in your life have you been able to keep the
product once you've asked for a refund? All the laughs will be on me!

P.S.This will make you laugh! - I really must be addicted to Internet marketing because I wrote most of this ad on my birthday...lol
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P.S.S. Check out this last testimonial!