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WARNING!
"YOU Might Be Addicted To Internet 
Marketing If Your Idea Of A Vacation 
Is To Visit An Exotic Location For An 
Internet Marketing Seminar...lol"
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FREE eBOOK!
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A Funny eBook About The Humorous Side Of 
Marketing Your Business On The Internet!
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"I laughed long and hard while reading this collection ---especially when I came to #90 --- until I realized this proves I AM addicted to the Internet. Oh well. I could instead be addicted to something silly and unproductive, like sitcom reruns. Long live the Net!" -- Joe Vitale, "The Buddha of the Internet", #1 Best-Selling Author of "Spiritual Marketing" www.MrFire.com

"You might be addicted to internet marketing if you'd sit down and compile a genuinely uproarious collection of addicted-to-internet-marketing jokes.  We should be grateful that Larry Dotson hasn't yet entered a 12-step program." Jay Conrad Levinson Author, "Guerrilla Marketing" series of books Over 14 million sold; now in 39 languages www.guerrillamarketingassociation.com

Dear Friend,

I have a confession...

My name is Larry Dotson and I'm an Internet marketing-aholic. I've been an Internet marketing junkie for over 8 years now. You may have heard of me.

I live, breathe, eat and sleep Internet marketing. Now, that doesn't mean I'm 
the most successful Internet marketer in the world, it just means I have an
addiction...lol.

Even if I had enough money to retire and live very comfortably till the day I 
die, I doubt I'd give up my home-based business or promoting products over 
the Internet. 

I just enjoy being an Internet entrepreneur way too much. :)

Sometimes we all take our small business and Internet marketing a little too seriously. So I wanted to write a funny e-book about all the humor involved in running and promoting an online business.

This e-book contains a collection of 200 hilarious red flags that may signal that
you are addicted to Internet marketing. ;) Some of the red flags may be a little
exaggerated and some are dead on - just ask my wife.
 

Here is just a few laughable lines from this comical ebook:

You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketing... .
* If you start calling TV Dinners - PC Dinners.

* If you worry that you might get a tumor from being in front 
of the computer too long.

* If your significant other asks you to get off the computer 
and you tell them two more minutes, but they know that 
means two more hours.

* If you take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a 
business newspaper or magazine.

* If you have told someone, "I have a good feeling about this 
one."

* If you think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while 
hanging out in an Internet marketing forum.

* If your mouse has more miles on it than your car.

* If you get frustrated in waiting rooms because they don't 
have any business-related magazines to read.

* If you feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start
exercising in front of your computer…while sitting down.

* And 190 More!

"LOL....Hey Larry just a note to let you know that I'm still laughing at all of these.  My wife Monica and I were in the office reading some of these and she's just happy to find out I'm not the only nut case in cyber space addicted to my Internet business."   haha  ;) Thanks -  Jerome Chapman  www.MakeNetMoney.com

P.S.This will make you laugh! - I really must be addicted to Internet marketing because I wrote most of this ad on my birthday...lol
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P.S.S. Check out this last testimonial!